A definitive crash course in residential spectral etiquette.
Navigating life after death is tricky, but Sir Hubert’s Handbook for the Recently Haunted is your essential guide to managing all things spectral.
Whether you’re dealing with pushy apparitions or simply trying to survive your haunted home, this cheeky, mock-serious handbook provides the tools, etiquette, and insights you need.
- Perfect for fans of humorous, whimsical takes on the supernatural
- Written from the perspectives of the Hesitant Mediums series cast of characters
Esteemed Reader,
Allow me to introduce myself as the humble, yet enthusiastic, scholar pursuing the vast and widely unknown worlds of the paranormal. After years of supporting and studying those gifted with the Sense, I bring you this handbook, with all the best intentions of guiding you through your own experiences with Beyond.
Whether you believe in Beyond or not, your beliefs will mean nothing when faced with objects going bump in the night, gusts of wind in a closed room, missing artifacts, and voices thought lost forever echoing through your chambers. When that moment comes, this handbook will support and guide you through what we at the Society of Hesitant Mediums have experienced and documented as tried and true techniques to either welcome or banish the spirits around you.
It is with the backing of our sponsor Dame Aurelia Hartwell, and shared experiences of the intrepid ladies making up the Society of Hesitant Mediums, that I present this book, a compendium of lore and anecdotal wisdom; a testament to the boundless potential of the human spirit.
Join me on this journey into the unknown and yet knowable, should one choose to open one’s Senses. I’ve broken this handbook into the following easy-to-reference parts:
- The nature of hauntings and the effect on domestic life
- Coexistence and conflict management of a persistent haunting
- Spiritual intervention and removal techniques of undesired spirits
Followed, of course, by an appendix inviting you, Esteemed Reader, to assess one’s ability and place under serious consideration the application of joining our Society of Hesitant Mediums.
Yours in pursuit of documented truths,
Sir Hubert Preston
Resident Researcher & Librarian, Society of Hesitant Mediums, London
